in these turbulant times

no road map works

will get him out

furry midget seen flying

in a northbound direction

so duck and cover

tumble, roll and starjump

if you value your

dingly dangly bits, always

grasp them firmly and

swing to and frow

and side to side

so after all that...

you will feel better.

only for a while

then guilt forever more.

But life goes on

and history repeats itself

sometimes with twisty bits

until the next time

when excitement kicks in

and logic kicks out

bringing forth all sorts

of strange bodily fluids

... green, red, orange and