basically we make up a story but only using 4 words:

i'll start off

Once upon a time...

all you have to do is continue the story, basically!
using ONLY 4 WORDS, no more or less!

...there lived a tiny

but powerful leader who

novum wrote:

but powerful leader who

really liked massaging himself

when nobody was looking

batou wrote:

when nobody was looking

with Heinz Baked Beans

completely naked, except for

batou wrote:

completely naked, except for

a g-string and

a darth vader mask

that he stole from

a scary temple in

batou wrote:

a scary temple in

West London near McDonalds

it was filled with

batou wrote:

it was filled with

knocked off sex toys

made out of lego

batou wrote:

made out of lego

pieces and used toothpicks

made by chinese peasants

that were too big

for anyone to use

batou wrote:

for anyone to use

Our tiny hero decided

to count his losses

and open a carwash

but despite his intentions

he messed up and

bought a stripper pole