http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-17689675

You'll have to find new ways to get grit in your crevices, says Council.



Never understood the attraction myself. It's bad enough when sand just gets into your sandwiches....never mind anywhere else.

I will be keeping my knicky knackies ON thank YOU!

We'll have no chafing round 'ere....!

KattyKitt wrote:

It's bad enough when sand just gets into your sandwiches....

Last time I went for a bit of nudy bathing some chaps with a harpoon started giving me aggro. They soon scarpered when the WWF people showed up with cameras though.

Never mind sand in my crevices...

Bastards.

ab origine wrote:

Last time I went for a bit of nudy bathing some chaps with a harpoon started giving me aggro. They soon scarpered when the WWF people showed up with cameras though.

Never mind sand in my crevices...

Bastards.

Yikes.

Things never to do when you're nude in front of harpoonists ...............#1 Bend Over

KattyKitt wrote:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-17689675

You'll have to find new ways to get grit in your crevices, says Council.



Never understood the attraction myself. It's bad enough when sand just gets into your sandwiches....never mind anywhere else.




I will be keeping my knicky knackies ON thank YOU!

We'll have no chafing round 'ere....!

Well a few years ago I visited the country park to have a look for some where to take the kids. Cost about 5 and a half quid I think to get in but told the guard I was just checking the gaff out so gave me a pass. Went for a walk along the beach, fucking huge beach

Any way as I got to a bit more of a deserted part, on the right there were some sand dune bluffs. All of a sudden these men , stark bollock naked started standing up looking and bobbing back down Looked like meerkats with dicks. I would assume they were thinking fresh meat

Needles to say my ass puckered in tighter than a ducks ass and the walking pace picked up to a double march


The distance was about a mile from the normal bathers so really if they want to do that, there needs to be warning signs about nudism etc.

Gran Canaria's beaches are full of nudists....what I don't understand is why, when peoples bodies have gone to pot, they feel the need to subject other people to them.

The women looked the worst...legs open and all

The gay nudists looked great though....great bods.

pheony wrote:

Gran Canaria's beaches are full of nudists....what I don't understand is why, when peoples bodies have gone to pot, they feel the need to subject other people to them.

The women looked the worst...legs open and all

The gay nudists looked great though....great bods.

Speaking on behalf of all gays everywhere...you're welcome.

Ahem.



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ab origine wrote:

pheony wrote:

Gran Canaria's beaches are full of nudists....what I don't understand is why, when peoples bodies have gone to pot, they feel the need to subject other people to them.

The women looked the worst...legs open and all

The gay nudists looked great though....great bods.

Speaking on behalf of all gays everywhere...you're welcome.

Ahem.

Thankyou.

pheony wrote:

ab origine wrote:

pheony wrote:

Gran Canaria's beaches are full of nudists....what I don't understand is why, when peoples bodies have gone to pot, they feel the need to subject other people to them.

The women looked the worst...legs open and all

The gay nudists looked great though....great bods.

Speaking on behalf of all gays everywhere...you're welcome.

Ahem.

Thankyou.

I added a bit...

ab origine wrote:

(This is NOT me).

So where is you then?

ab origine wrote:

pheony wrote:

ab origine wrote:

pheony wrote:

Gran Canaria's beaches are full of nudists....what I don't understand is why, when peoples bodies have gone to pot, they feel the need to subject other people to them.

The women looked the worst...legs open and all

The gay nudists looked great though....great bods.

Speaking on behalf of all gays everywhere...you're welcome.

Ahem.

Thankyou.

I added a bit...

I noticed.

nettles wrote:

ab origine wrote:

(This is NOT me).

So where is you then?

...tis got to be done

nettles wrote:

ab origine wrote:

(This is NOT me).

So where is you then?

Show me yours and I'll show you mine...










Sorry Kat. Must be all this talk of 'nudes'.

ab origine wrote:

pheony wrote:

Gran Canaria's beaches are full of nudists....what I don't understand is why, when peoples bodies have gone to pot, they feel the need to subject other people to them.

The women looked the worst...legs open and all

The gay nudists looked great though....great bods.

Speaking on behalf of all gays everywhere...you're welcome.

Ahem.



(This is NOT me).

Yikes. WMD indeed. If he ran down the beach naked, he'd give himself a black eye!

Too Chippendales for me...I am 41 and all that oil and gyrating about would make me feel inadequate but you go guys!!

I'll have the smiley man with lovely eyes, well pressed shirt, floppy fringe and a sharp wit, who likes to drive filthily fast in open top cars and share G&Ts with me in the bath! Haven't found him yet but if you see him...tie him up and await further orders!

But check first that he wears his shorts on the beach. No dingly danglies in dunes...!

Pembry is my nearest beach, and I am not bothered by anyones naked body. My kids arent bothered either. we have seen nudists there but only in the distance, they dont bother anyone. The vast magority of people look pretty much the same naked, nudism removes the main criteon for judging others. Any idea of it been sexual goes out the window when you talk to a nudist.

I am however very bothered about the treatment of steven gough by the scotish government.