I can only describe now the heights of my sheer delight as I logged in earlier to be presented with an array of oriental ladies to choose from....

All on-line too! How would you go about talking to them I wonder, even if it didn't take the opportunity of you clicking on it to whisk you off to pop-up Hell. they wouldn't even know any English, and NO-ONE here speaks Chinese...So....

I'm sorry I'm extremely bored....

I'm sorry I'm extremely bored....[/quote]

Clearly

HollowII wrote:

I can only describe now the heights of my sheer delight as I logged in earlier to be presented with an array of oriental ladies to choose from....

All on-line too! How would you go about talking to them I wonder, even if I didn't take the opportunity of you clicking on it to whisk you off to pop-up Hell. they wouldn't even know any English, and NO-ONE here speaks Chinese...So....

I'm sorry I'm extremely bored....

Think yourself lucky.

I keep getting a banner for The Hospital Group trying to flog breast implants

(I mean, how could they know? Are they viewing me? ).

cantata wrote:

HollowII wrote:

I can only describe now the heights of my sheer delight as I logged in earlier to be presented with an array of oriental ladies to choose from....

All on-line too! How would you go about talking to them I wonder, even if I didn't take the opportunity of you clicking on it to whisk you off to pop-up Hell. they wouldn't even know any English, and NO-ONE here speaks Chinese...So....

I'm sorry I'm extremely bored....

Think yourself lucky.

I keep getting a banner for The Hospital Group trying to flog breast implants

(I mean, how could they know? Are they viewing me? ).

LOL, so they are targeted?

Wow what about me screams, 'sell me a Chinese lass'?

HollowII wrote:

Wow what about me screams, 'sell me a Chinese lass'?

Well, what about me screams "breast implants"?









....okay, I can see that. But surely that can only be targetted if you've been googling such things (and I HAVE NOT, RIGHT I am at peace with who I am ). Are they watching me through the screen? Judging? Assessing? ... *gulps*

cantata wrote:

HollowII wrote:

Wow what about me screams, 'sell me a Chinese lass'?

Well, what about me screams "breast implants"?









....okay, I can see that. But surely that can only be targetted if you've been googling such things (and I HAVE NOT, RIGHT I am at peace with who I am ). Are they watching me through the screen? Judging? Assessing? ... *gulps*

Quite possibly...While tutting loudly....

HollowII wrote:

cantata wrote:

HollowII wrote:

Wow what about me screams, 'sell me a Chinese lass'?

Well, what about me screams "breast implants"?









....okay, I can see that. But surely that can only be targetted if you've been googling such things (and I HAVE NOT, RIGHT I am at peace with who I am ). Are they watching me through the screen? Judging? Assessing? ... *gulps*

Quite possibly...While tutting loudly....

Ah. Reckon I'd better put my vest back on then

cantata wrote:

Ah. Reckon I'd better put my vest back on then

Vest?

... life on the edge you

psketti wrote:

cantata wrote:

Ah. Reckon I'd better put my vest back on then

Vest?

... life on the edge you

T'was ever thus

But if they're watching, judging, assessing... I'm kind of interested to know now what size silicone sacs they had in mind for me...

psketti wrote:

cantata wrote:

Ah. Reckon I'd better put my vest back on then

Vest?

... life on the edge you

Yes dear, she looks like Marty McFly from back to the future.

By the way Martys mother had implants in part 2 and she hated them dear, she only got them because Biff made her.

I think theres a lesson in that for all of us isnt there.

Now be a good lass and fetch nanny a nice hot cup of coffee would you dear, i need to sit these weary old legs down for a moment.

mrs mcgregor, diamondgeezer said you like bukkake. is that a chinese food?

mrsmcgregor wrote:

Now be a good lass and fetch nanny a nice hot cup of coffee would you dear, i need to sit these weary old legs down for a moment.

It's too late for coffee. I could just push you over then your legs will be down.

batou wrote:

mrs mcgregor, diamondgeezer said you like bukkake. is that a chinese food?

No dear, it is just nannys skin treatment, it keeps it looking youthful and elastic..

psketti wrote:

It's too late for coffee. I could just push you over then your legs will be down.

You could try dear, but Im well versed at defending myself against big men, who always want a piece of nanny mcgree.

I dont blame them for trying actually, I am quite desirable, but i have learned to fight them off with my walking stick.

So dont be so sure of yourself against nanny mcgree young lass!

I keep getting the banner advertising breast implants too!

I'm willing to swear on ANY religious text that I have not been googling such things!

Mandy