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 Sun 22 Apr 2012, 9:33 am
 
 
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 Post Subject: Re: It's all about the balls....

Yeah, I missed the end of it. Well played Cao.

Just watching the Murphy - Jones match. Loooong scrappy frame that Murphy clinched with a great long pot.

Love your avvy psketti! lmao
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 Sun 22 Apr 2012, 9:44 am
 
 
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Yeah, I missed the end of it. Well played Cao.

It's the end I was refering to... try and catch it later, you'll see what I mean. Poor fucker must be devasated.

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Just watching the Murphy - Jones match. Loooong scrappy frame that Murphy clinched with a great long pot.

Love your avvy psketti!

I can't stand Murphy. Mainly down to the fact that he's a pompous condescending bastard who's had FAR too much to say in regards to Ronnie's activities on and off the table! He's just a jealous fuck who knows he can NEVER walk in O'Sullivans shoes

He's also a child who apparently was bullied at school (for reasons that for me are clear to see why ) so his parents removed him at the age of 10, or thereabouts... after which he then spent ALL day EVERYDAY in snooker halls learning how to play. We'd ALL be fucking great snooker players if we'd had the chance to skip school altegether and play all day

... he can however play bloody well - annoys the shit out of me

I'm rooting for that other young lad even though I don't know who he is. GO Jonesy

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 Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:04 am
 
 
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lmao

You know a hell of a lot about these players psketti!

Never seen Jones before...strange haircut

Hendry's up next I think at 7 O'clock.

I wanted a snooker table when I was a kid but my tight assed parents wouldn't have it I would've been 9 times world champion by now sulk The greatest player of all time
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 Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:07 am
 
 
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Actually Hendry's on now...I'm confused by the scheduling nilly
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 Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:12 am
 
 
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 Post Subject: Re: It's all about the balls....

I'd love to have a table too... one that was once used in a professional
championship that some great players ACTually played on, including
Ronnie

Oh wait a minute, I do... not 20 feet from my house... that I can't fucking play because I don't have access to it!



... its a long story

PS... its a rerun of Hendry pulling off his 147 from yesterday irre.

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 Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:20 am
 
 
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Oh right Hendry's 147 I keep having to turn over y'see. If I had a laptop I could watch the snooker at the same time as posting.

There's a table 20 feet from you house?! But you don't have access? I'm intrigued beyond compression popcorn What gives psketti? popcorn
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 Sun 22 Apr 2012, 10:50 am
 
 
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Basically, we rent this house from people who run a bus & coach hire service. The son, who's house this was, is good friends with Steve Davis's brother who makes snooker tables for a living. When there are any professional matches in Aberdeenshire, my landlords are the company who couriers the players around.

A few years back, the World Open was held in Aberdeen and after the match my landlord made arrangemnts to purchase the table. Which he did. Then he had a special building built to house the table, with all the special little details such a room would have... it's so cool

Anyway... fast forward to a few years ago when we started renting the house.

When we came to view the place, they showed us the snooker room. Suffice to say I just about blew on the spot
They had no idea at that point what snooker does to me... so what ensued was one of the biggest 'die on the spot' moments my other half has ever had to endure

Soon as they said what it was and more to the point, that Ronnie had played on it, I lost the plot basically and totally forgot for a few minutes that I was trying to get a lease on the house.
I immediately began to stroke the table back and forth with long lingering movements as I briefly went off into my head picturing all sorts of nonsense... then I leaned down and inhaled the table fully expecting to get a whiff of Ronnie as I did so. When I came to my senses and looked at my other half and prospectus landlords, they where all just looking at me in total disbelief... with him 'indoors' as red as a beetroot. Thought I'd blown it to but thankfully I hadn't. After the initial shock on their faces, the landlords began to laugh. Thank fuck!

To this day I have no idea why I did that... it was a purely spontaneous reaction and one which I certainly didn't see coming

Turns out, part of the condition of lease, is that we keep the building heated to maintain the temperature for obvious reasons. I DID try and convince them to leave me the key but given that the tables worth probably more than everything I own, it's understanable the answer was no

It kills me that it's just there but I can't do anything about it

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 Sun 22 Apr 2012, 11:01 am
 
 
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lmao @ your reaction to the table! I would've been excited, but not quite as excited as you were

What a shame you can't use it. I'd be in there for hours and hours and hours, just potting balls and learning how to play, cue ball control, all that.

I feel your pain psketti. I'm going to have to join a club or something, it's never too late

I wonder if I'd be decent at it, I'd probably have an orgasm if I made a 30 break or something I must find out (if I'm decent, not if a 30 break would give me an orgasm)
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 Sun 22 Apr 2012, 5:04 pm
 
 
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*saunters through psketti's thread looking for attention. Gets none. Leaves*

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 Sun 22 Apr 2012, 6:08 pm
 
 
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ab origine wrote:
*saunters through psketti's thread looking for attention. Gets none. Leaves*


Awww, come 'ere... *gives ab a cuddle, ruffles his hair (if he's got any to ruffle that is) and rocks him back and forth*


*waits until he's sleeping then draws a hitler moustache on him with permanant marker*

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 Post Subject: Re: It's all about the balls....

psketti wrote:
ab origine wrote:
*saunters through psketti's thread looking for attention. Gets none. Leaves*


Awww, come 'ere... *gives ab a cuddle, ruffles his hair (if he's got any to ruffle that is) and rocks him back and forth*


*waits until he's sleeping then draws a hitler moustache on him with permanant marker*
It's more of a male thing this snooker shite, eh? eh? Netts? Eh? lol....
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HollowII wrote:
psketti wrote:
ab origine wrote:
*saunters through psketti's thread looking for attention. Gets none. Leaves*


Awww, come 'ere... *gives ab a cuddle, ruffles his hair (if he's got any to ruffle that is) and rocks him back and forth*


*waits until he's sleeping then draws a hitler moustache on him with permanant marker*
It's more of a male thing this snooker shite, eh? eh? Netts? Eh? lol....
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Eh?

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 Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:27 am
 
 
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Well... in my opinion, Allen's stepped over the mark this time and is bang out of order.

Sore bloody loser, that's what he is! And that poor young lad Cao should've been celebrating his first ever win at the Crucible but instead he's got this shit hanging over him



http://www.thescore.ie/video-mark-allen-slams-cao-yupeng-for-not-calling-blatant-push-426239-Apr2012/

https://youtu.be/rkvqPWXaxOM

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 Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:37 am
 
 
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Yeah I read Allen's outburst thing...I didn't see the incident with the push shot though.
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Ronnie v Ebdon 1st frame respotted black, exciting! popcorn 1st frame to Ronnie
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Ronnie v Ebdon 1st frame respotted black, exciting! 1st frame to Ronnie




hahhaha, at 'the beverly sisters' .... "where's the white going?"

21 shots on the black... what a fucking start


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Virgo

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2nd frame to Ebdon...grrrr popcorn
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Nice century from Ronnie
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lmao @ your reaction to the table! I would've been excited, but not quite as excited as you were

What a shame you can't use it. I'd be in there for hours and hours and hours, just potting balls and learning how to play, cue ball control, all that.

I feel your pain psketti. I'm going to have to join a club or something, it's never too late

I wonder if I'd be decent at it, I'd probably have an orgasm if I made a 30 break or something I must find out (if I'm decent, not if a 30 break would give me an orgasm)

Plenty of snooker clubs in your neck of the woods no doubt irre...just like there are in mine. Most of em are open 24hrs too, which suits night owls like us

Some can be dodgy places tho, specially at night, so best do a bit of research before choosing one to join. Membership is quite cheap as a rule.

I'm strictly mediocre at snooker myself...pool is my game

Got a couple of mates who are very good though. One very nearly went professional years ago. He reckons his ability is the product of a mis-spent youth
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Dodgy gaffs with men wearing sheepskins and dripping in gold...maybe I'm thinking of mockney gangsters from films
I'll do some research. I really want to pick up a cue and have a crack. Get it out of my system at the very least
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They seem to attract unsavoury characters of all kinds in the early hours...all sorts of shady stuff going down

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They seem to attract unsavoury characters of all kinds in the early hours...all sorts of shady stuff going down


They are all famously dens of many a misspent youth. rabbit

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They seem to attract unsavoury characters of all kinds in the early hours...all sorts of shady stuff going down

Money games and stuff probably. It'll be like The Colour Of Money or something

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