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 Fri 23 Mar 2012, 5:41 pm
 
 
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bloke sees a woman sat on a bench outside the hospital looking really miserable.

''what's up love?'' he asks.

''It's my husband'' she replies...''I caught him in bed with one of his patients''.

''Cheer up, could be worse'' the bloke sez back.

''Not really'' says her...''he's a fucking vet''...

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 Sun 01 Apr 2012, 7:17 am
 
 
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 Sun 01 Apr 2012, 7:19 am
 
 
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You want the truth **********? You want to know what is 'irking' me (and many others) about whats going on around here?

You want me to stop ''beating about the bush'' as you put it..here, on the open forum?

Then I will if you like..with both barrels. First though, can you handle
it? Are you adult enough? Or will I (yet again) get infracted for my
opinions..

Go ahead let me know..

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 Sun 01 Apr 2012, 7:43 am
 
 
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vertigo wrote:

You want the truth **********? You want to know what is 'irking' me (and many others) about whats going on around here?

You want me to stop ''beating about the bush'' as you put it..here, on the open forum?

Then I will if you like..with both barrels. First though, can you handle
it? Are you adult enough? Or will I (yet again) get infracted for my
opinions..

Go ahead let me know..


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I'll second that

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 Thu 05 Apr 2012, 4:54 pm
 
 
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lizzy wrote:

You want the truth **********? You want to know what is 'irking' me (and many others) about whats going on around here?

You want me to stop ''beating about the bush'' as you put it..here, on the open forum?

Then I will if you like..with both barrels. First though, can you handle
it? Are you adult enough? Or will I (yet again) get infracted for my
opinions..

Go ahead let me know..

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closed ,LOL.....now this was funny ,
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 Mon 09 Apr 2012, 9:10 am
 
 
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I was hit with a dose of Disney brain-washing yesterday and it reminded me of this one:

A: I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Paul.

B: Really? What did he call the other one?


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