Hi novum...sorry.... Bro!

I'm going to be a pest...can we change this threads title to shits and giggles please? Or is that just a Brit thing that others wouldn't understand?

Got a couple of others too...you might be bringing forum nanny back sooner than you think!

At least I can run around the forums quicker than she can!

Jane

angelchemuel wrote:

I'm going to be a pest...

You?

... surely not

Who is nanny?

pheony wrote:

Who is nanny?

mrsmrgregor, our forum nanny. Lovely old dear she is..pops in here now & again to wipe everyone's bottoms when Admin's asleep. Makes a nice cup of tea an all..

Unfortunately Jane overdid it with the tranquillisers the other day & she had to be ambulanced off back to the geriatric ward.

She'll be back soon tho hopefully

pheony wrote:

Who is nanny?

Hello dear,

I dont believe we've met formally.

Although i have seen that pretty little face of yours over at the other place, owned by that fellow who tells us her royal highness is indeed some kind of lizard person.

And ive met that fellow of yours who is a bit like me, and enjoys a spot of gardening. Green thumbs the both of us we are, however im not as active in that department because unfortunately my hip isnt what it used to be dear.

Anyway, let me introduce myself. I am Mrs Mcgregor or "Nanny Mcgree" for short (that's what the wee bairns call me). I am a 91 year old seeker of the truth and if I see the Illuminati walking down the road I'm not afraid to pick up my walking stick and use it!

I've only recently woken up. Before today I thought the world was a perfectly fine if somewhat rude place to be. Let me tell you my little dearies I'm not going anywhere for a very long time now I know the truth. We've got work to do!

As soon as I found out what was happening in the world I marched myself right down to Portsmouth hopped on a ferry and sailed across the water to the Isle of Wight. Why? So I could look David Icke right in the face and tell him that Nanny Mcgree is here to sort it!

So here I am girls and boys. I am taking the steering wheel and steering this ship from this point forward. And I warn you things are going to change. I don't like foul bad language. You can wash yer mouths out with some soap and water and go to bed with no dinner if you think your going to do that on my watch! We've got to roll up our sleeves and sort this mess out. Anyone who crosses me will soon feel my walking stick across their behind! (and that goes for moderators and users alike).

So there we are dearies. I think we're going to work well together.

As for angel dearies, i think the poor girl has just had a wee bit too much wine this evening, as she usually makes a lot of sense she does. Ive already sorted her with a cup of my famous camomile tea, and put her to bed.

mrs mcgregor i have a question

diamondgeezer said you were a GILF

what does that mean?

batou wrote:

mrs mcgregor i have a question

diamondgeezer said you were a GILF

what does that mean?

sorry young chap, i already have a suitor.

it was a little difficult for nanny mcgree to seduce novum at first.

after all, he is younger than my grandchildren.

but once i pulled my false teeth out i showed him the way, and now, he just cant stay away from old nanny mcgree.

in fact, im sure id have to beat him off with my walking stick if i wanted him gone.

however, he isnt round my place right now, as he had some business to attend to.

so i will PM you my address young man, and if you like, you can come over and nanny mcgree will be more than happy to answer your question for you.

just try stop by the pharmacist on your way and pick up a tube of astroglide for me would you dear, I am running a little low.

Hey nanny - just thought you should know, down my local someone has written "Nanny McGregor is a slut and likes three-ways. Call her on...." in one of the toilet cubicles.

Of course, I crossed out your name and number out and replaced it with my own. Hope you don't mind.